“This debut EP has 5 demos from the punk band, Wooden Crates, that cover topics from the uprising of the lower class to sending your brother off to war.”
Feedback screaming, amps cranked: Slippery When Wet's Like A Phoenix rises from the ashes with defiant energy, while their bruising Bullies in the Schoolyard gets right in your face about power and intimidation. Wooden Crates' Outrage Pays launches an attack on those who profit from manufactured online rage, and their Hot Singles In Your Area Vol. 1 collects five tracks built on fun rhythms and relatable lyrics about overstimulation and bad friends. Meanwhile, phoneswithchords' The Speed of Time sounds like Brian Wilson and the Dandy Warhols crammed into your mom's spare bedroom, and D3void 3D33's Lilith blurs the line between lullaby and nightmare with haunting, myth-rooted atmosphere.
“This debut EP has 5 demos from the punk band, Wooden Crates, that cover topics from the uprising of the lower class to sending your brother off to war.”
“A disturbing song from the equally disturbing psychological horror Kindle book, Slippery When Wet's Classic Fairy Tales of Murder and Mayhem”
“A 'truly unhinged' collection of B-sides and covers left on the cutting room floor of DeMello's 2022 crossover pop LP 'Confetti in a Coalmine'.”
“A Rehearsal recording of one of our best Horrorpunk tracks in all its rough, raw, primitive, DIY glory.”
“And you'll be castigated, emasculated, self flagellating, until you learn romance is a woman's porn”