Slippery When Wet
Slippery When Wet has been creating headbanging music since 2006. Also known for their many dark songs and Amazon books under Linda Vanek
They've been honored by The 4th brigade of the Fort Drum, NY 10th Mountain Division, 4/25 Field Artillery A Battery, requesting their CDs "Motel Boy" and "Like A Phoenix" for moral support while patrolling the deserts in Iraq.
Proceeds from our music feeds homeless cats.
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“A tune based on an erotic short story of the same name, about a beautiful lizard shapeshifter who feeds on unsuspecting truckers looking for a good time.”
“Bullies in the schoolyard, bullies on the playground. Takin' your lunch, takin' your change. Your face they want to rearrange”
“A disturbing song from the equally disturbing psychological horror Kindle book, Slippery When Wet's Classic Fairy Tales of Murder and Mayhem”
“Nothing hotter than men in black leather, no matter the age”
“You never know who you might pick up in bar”
“If you're tired of being a doormat, then take it to the mat and get your bitch on”
“Psycho Rapuzel let down your hair. Psycho Rapuzel your bloody, bloody hair”
“A song about those nasty little side effects you weren't warned about”
“Lots of strange things out at night when you're walkin' in the park in the dark”
“And you'll be castigated, emasculated, self flagellating, until you learn romance is a woman's porn”
“A humourous and completely adlibbed tale in the vein of George Thorogood's boogie style rock with raw female vocals about a domestic abuser getting a healthy dose of karma by the abusee”
“A song about cheating partners.”
“Rockin' road music inspired by all the wonderful biker chapters we have met on the desert highways of Arizona”
Earlier releases
Sold-out titles and music that is not live yet.
“A song about sociopathy”
“Hell No we're not a Bon Jovi cover band: We're Slippery When Wet”
“What's the strange meat we're all eating at the feast? Sure is weird tasting, smelling beast”
“Based on the story of the same name from the adult horror thriller: Fairy Tales From Hell, available on KDP.”
“An intense hardcore backbeat, dual electric guitar version from a female point of view”
“Creepy crawlie dark horror rock about things that go bump in the night.”
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