Vaporware music

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“Tiger Dart encouraging his dope fiend friends on sobriety.”

“These are the memoirs of some fancy weirdo”

“Don't drink from my bones.”

“Maybe it's time to change.”

“That pompous Texan hog is riding on his high horse.”

“This is the crunch, so reset the computer.”

“An upbeat indie album with a 90s feel and tons of backing vocals!”

“Diary of an amateur musician”

“A experimental EP made by a little guy!”

“Electronic music to move your feet, lift your spirits and escape”

“The Druids are in the waterfall.”